This is no Joke. If you combine a man with a pancake you will summon an ancient being known as the "Mancake". I received this knowledge from my dreams and I am now his messenger. It is time for me to try and spread his message. He is the almighty, the doom bringer, the chaos of reality. 

He ejaculates syrup. 

If you listen to his call, you too will begin to smell the ancient smell, and taste the ancient taste. Cruel dimensions spread with syrupy goodness await us. 

Lord have mercy on our souls.

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